Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Funny Soccer Quotes

11. "My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7."
-- David Beckham

10. "We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought."
-- Bobby Robson

9. "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
-- George Best

8. "Well , either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
-- Ron Atkinson

7. "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing."
-- Ade Akinbiyi

6. "Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had".
-- David Beckham

5. "Its an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
-- Gordon Strachan referring to Wayne Rooney

4. "We lost because we didn't win."
-- Ronaldo

3. "We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other 3% that cost us the match."
-- Ruud Gullit

2. "Raul, man, he’s like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
-- Ray Hudson

1. "We'll still be happy if we lose. The game's on at the same time as the Beer Festival."
-- Cork City manager Noel O'Mahoney before a game in Munich