
Rene "The Cowardly Lion" Higuita

Rodrigo "The Single Dread" Palacio

Roberto "Business in the Front, Party in the Back" Baggio

Christian "The Mullet Hawk" Wilhelmsson

Taribo "What was I thinking" West

Clint "Cleetus" Mathis

Bacary "The Lost William's Sibling" Sagna

Ron "Only I could make this look cool" aldo

Carlos "Light Socket" Valderrama

Alexi "I'm bred from a long line of goats" Lalas

Maksim "Mmm Bop" Kalinichenko

Jermaine "I slept on a Sharpie last night" Defoe

Lo "Like Ronny but Worse" co

Abel "My hair is prettier than Becks" Xavier

Djibril "I got nothin on this one" Cisse
Feel free to send suggestions for the list in the comments.
Everton's Steven Pienaar (sp?) is challenging for this list.
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