Monday, August 31, 2009

MLS and USL Soccer Mascots

"Tex Hooper" - FC Dallas

"Talon the Eagle" - DC United

"Sparky" - Chicago Fire

"Slyde" - New England Revolution

"Q" - San Jose Earthquakes

"Leo the Lion" - Real Salt Lake

"Edson the Eagle" - Colorado Rapids

"Marco van Bison" - Colorado Rapids

"Jorge el Mapache" - Colorado Rapids

"Franz the Fox" - Colorado Rapids

"Dynamo Dragon" - Kansas City Wizards

"Crew Cat" - Columbus Crew

"Cozmo" - Los Angeles Galaxy

"Chivafighter" - Chivas USA


"Winger" - Vancouver Whitecaps

"Thor" - Minnesota Thunder

"Tac-Tik" - Montreal Impact

"Surf Dude" - Tacoma Tide (PDL)

"Sgt Pepper" - Austin Aztex

"Rex the Rhino" - Rochester Raging Rhinos

"Timber Joey (formerly Timber Jim)" - Portland Timbers

"Finnegan" - Wilmington Hammerheads (USL2)

"Swoops" - Carolina Railhawks

"Cannonball" - Charleston Battery

"Hotshot" - Miami FC Blues

Pics from Sugars Mascot Costumes, MLSnet, flickr, USLsoccer


  1. Is that kid trying to trip the mascot in the 2nd to last pic? Haha.

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  8. You know what? I'm going to go out and say it.

    These have got to be the single most totally, petrifyingly scary collection of sports mascots I've ever seen.

    If "Winger" isn't convicted of rape by the end of the year, I swear to God I'll buy the whole of Montreal breakfast ...

    And you know Chivas' creepy Muscle-Goat-Thing would be filming the whole thing too.